{"product_id":"hardcover-journal-i-see-a-veterinarian-because-im-a-f-ing-animal-jacked-tiger-fitness-notebook","title":"Hardcover Journal — \"I See a Veterinarian Because I'm a F@%ing Animal\" (Jacked Tiger Fitness Notebook)","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"margin: 16px 0px; color: #0f1115; font-family: quote-cjk-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-weight: 600;\"\u003eYou work out. You push limits. You show up every day like an absolute beast. But even beasts need a checkup—because going hard means knowing when to get right with yourself.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"margin: 16px 0px; color: #0f1115; font-family: quote-cjk-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eThis isn’t just a notebook. It’s a 150-page declaration. The cover? A jacked tiger with a barbell, looking like he just PR’d his deadlift. And the caption says what we’re all thinking: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e'I see a veterinarian because I'm a f\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003e@%ing animal.'*\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"margin: 16px 0px; color: #0f1115; font-family: quote-cjk-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eWhether you’re logging sets, meal preps, therapy breakthroughs, or just the chaos in your head—this notebook holds it. Thick pages. Sharp design. No apologies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"margin: 16px 0px; color: #0f1115; font-family: quote-cjk-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eEvery time you pull it out, you’re telling the world: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003eI’m disciplined, I’m intense, and I take care of my sh\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003et—including my mental health.* It’s tough. It’s funny. It’s yours.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"color: #0f1115; font-family: quote-cjk-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 16px 0px 0px !important 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eSo go ahead. Write like the animal you are.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\" style=\"color: #0f1115; font-family: quote-cjk-patch, Inter, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 16px; background-color: #ffffff; margin: 16px 0px 0px !important 0px;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Matte laminated cover for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant full-wrap color printing\u003cbr\u003e- 150 lined pages (75 sheets)\u003cbr\u003e- Perforated pages for easy removal\u003cbr\u003e- Flexible casewrap (sewn) binding\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of book outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Journal","offer_id":51854676230465,"sku":"13597335951323920184","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0809\/4390\/7137\/files\/174752510907664897_2048.jpg?v=1781788208","url":"https:\/\/samwisebamgee.com\/products\/hardcover-journal-i-see-a-veterinarian-because-im-a-f-ing-animal-jacked-tiger-fitness-notebook","provider":"Samwise Bamgee - Art and Oddities ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}